If you ever see me not reblogging this… I’m dead.


If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
A what?!
Matt & David (x)
i want to know the advice,i bet it’s something dirty
Probably something about the best way to nick things from the set and not get caught.
or how to shag your co-star without anyone else knowing about it. ;)
At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song
I agree. It’s the best.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence



