what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Literally my reaction
omfg i want that bag
Cats haven’t changed since the days of monks writing manuscripts…
CATS: NEVER NOT DICKS
#it’s comforting to know that as technology advances our lives are similar in core ways #like I imagine someday we’ll explore the universe in starships like in Star Trek #and they’ll try to hail an alien craft #and the aliens will get a comm screen full of cat butt and the communications officer will be all SHITSHITSHIT CAPTAIN GET SGT FLUFFERS AWAY FROM THE COMM #and the alien captain will laugh and explain that some small pet creature from their planet is much the same #and that’s how peace happens
These tags warm my heart.
favorite scene per episode: season 4
4.12 - the stolen earth
"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven’t got a godfather!"
"Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though… keep up with my news… check if I’m happy…"
the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN
I can’t stop laughing
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob
not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes
just one boob
all by its lonesome
a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void
HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
Am I having a mid-life crisis?